Olympic Pole-vaulter, Brain Surgeon, Meteorologist... sure, I’ve worn many hats. I even lead a squad of Peace Corps volunteers into New Guinea, where I single handedly cured an entire village of amebic dysentery. But when it’s all said and done, I’m still just a small boy from Youngstown Ohio, who’s obsessed with Star Trek and creates most of his friends on a sketch pad. So even when I’m in the middle of defending the civil liberties of my latest client Tebor, I can look back cheerfully at my humble beginnings.
Ahead warp factor five... Engage!
Current Residence: Milwaukee, WI
Favourite genre of music: Classical
Operating System: Windows Vista
Favourite cartoon character: Optimus Prime
Personal Quote: "Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up." -- Sheriff McClelland